Dwarves: tag their elf hate, 101 ways to braid your beard blogs, blogs about gold and jewelry, this is not a Thorin&company blog, scenery porn of Erebor and Moria, Smaug hate blogs, fuckyeahthorinoakenshield. Race: majestic.
Elves: pick on dwarves for tagging their hate, tagging their dwarf hate, fashion blogs, vegan justice blogs, 101 lembas bread recipes, new age music autoplays, but also cool weaponry blogs and NSFW Mirkwood nightblogging, Legolas king of Tumblr, whywelovegaladriel.
Hobbits: own the food porn blogs, 101 types of tobaco, blogs about keeping your mother`s tableware in perfect shape, pictures of famous hobbit holes, fuckyeahbilbobaggins, justlittlemerryandpippinthings.
Men: try to remind the elves and the dwarves that there are worse things on Tumblr, like orcs and nazguls! Are those kind of people who have entire blogs dedicated to events that happened eves ago. Biggest fandom around, even though their glory time was eves ago (see Harry Potter, the real king of Tumblr). Fuckyeahheirofisildur. WhyweloveRohan. Fuckyeahkingtheoden. This is not a riders of Rohan blog.
Orcs and nazguls: whywelovesauron, tag their gore posts with absolutely everything cute and innocent, send hate messages to the blogs of men, hacked their blogs and turned them into their own. Tumblr famous Mouth of Sauron: shitsauronsays. Hundreds of photos of the Barad-dur tower from every angle. Sauroman shippers.
Trolls: literally the worst. Ruin absolutely everything. 101 ways to avoid the sun blogs. 101 ways to cook dwarves. WTF IS A BURGLARHOBBIT tag, they`re too dumb to post something else.
Ents: They have blogs, but you`re probably never heard of them.
Wizards: they have really cool and funny blogs, but they try to send a very important message: don`t follow Sauron. Radagast posts crazy stuff, but his followers love him. Has a blog dedicated to his rabbits. Gandalf: runs whywelovethehobbits, posts pictures of awesome fireworks, is really good friends with Galadriel and Elrond, and frequently submits to their blogs. The other two blue ones are pretty much Tumblr nobodies, unlike Saruman who is Tumblr famous. He has followers for the Sauron hate he posts, but he secretly sends him messages everyday.
Smeagol: Only one follower: Gollum. 1001 pictures of the Ring. Posts ugly pictures with half-eaten raw fish, sometimes tags his hate for Bagginses, Aragorn and Elves. Hasn`t posted much since he followed Sauron.